The entire feminine species is a complex mix of everything possibly imaginable. And trust me when I say this because it’s coming from one person of the same species. We say something and mostly always mean something entirely different.
These are our little tricks and I might just be ready to reveal some of them. When I say ‘some’, understand that the volume of these things is colossal! So I’m technically not spilling many beans. Hence, here is that much sought after list.
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1. ‘I Am Fine’
Okay, so this has ‘I am NOT fine’ written all over it. We, girls, just want you to dig deeper without our help and find out the root of that problem. And when you do, we shall walk all over you like a doormat for taking too long to figure it out!
2. ‘What a Stalker’
“Gosh! I am so excited to actually have someone in my life who showers me with boundless attention in a non-creepy way!” There, I said it! No hating on me, please?
3. ‘I have nothing to wear tonight’
“I have a closet overflowing with yummy outfits and I just want to brag about it a little!”
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4. ‘I’m not that hungry’
“I just don’t want you to watch me eat and subsequently drop food all over me. If you were a plate of hot wings, I’d eat you right now.” We’re not perfect and have our fair share of clumsiness. Only if you could watch me eat sneakily, you’d know the real truth.
5. ‘I don’t need a man to make me happy’
This is every girl after a failed relationship or a breakup and what we really mean is that we need someone who wasn’t a douch like the last tool we dated.
6. ‘It’s Complicated’
“No, it’s not complicated at all but I really don’t have the time or the patience to explain it to you.”
7. ‘I wish my butt was smaller’
“Hell no! I am insanely in love with my sweet butt and just want you to look at it and tap that thing”
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I’m sure you all have lots to say about this. BRING IT ON!